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Things Joe Hates is a short (about 20 minutes) weekly podcast about things I hate. Most people hate these things too, but I‘m talking about it on a podcast to make the world a better place.
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Mar 18, 2020
Mar 18, 2020
29 min
Right now, every podcast is a COVID-19 podcast and Things Joe Hates is no exception. This week it’s a grab bag and Joe hates some tangentially related stuff like working from home, remote podcasting, and coughing so hard he “pulls a diaphragm.” (Yea, he actually says that, like he has more than one diaphragm. He doesn’t). Then it’s on to the listener hate and a really good Rant of the week.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK3wYmx-gG5_-RzAvBCZzfw
Mar 10, 2020
Mar 10, 2020
37 min
It’s been 6 months, but Lisa is back on the road. To celebrate we have an episode on driving. Joe hates ambulance chasers (people who advance their position in traffic at the expense of those who have pulled over, not the lawyer types), staring into the sun, not having a convertible, and riding in the car with Lisa. Plus we rate a ton of listener hate.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK3wYmx-gG5_-RzAvBCZzfw
Mar 3, 2020
Mar 3, 2020
36 min
This week we ask for your feedback in the form of polls. Please vote on Facebook and Twitter. Then we find out that Joe’s hate is by no means permanent. Then it’s on to the hate. Joe hate missing key ingredients, cereal that scratches the roof of your mouth, the pressure of making fried eggs and more. Then it’s on to the listener hate where we have to warn you, we talk about foods you don’t typically see, i.e. it gets a little gross.
Feb 25, 2020
Feb 25, 2020
29 min
This week we hear from Lisa first. Lisa hates loud chewers and blinking loudly. Then we move on to Joe’s hate for mumbling, non-learning, and unhelpfulness. Speaking of being unhelpful, this episode has some very good advice from Joe on the topic of public speaking. Then it’s on to a bucket of listener hate.
Feb 18, 2020
Feb 18, 2020
27 min
We are in a new studio and we start this week with some terrible podcasting advice. Then we get into the hate about, what else, moving. Joe hates all the crap that is left over, people who ask you to help them move rather than hire movers (yep, he’s a jerk), and moving a piano. There’s lots of fun recaps of the move in this one, plus a bunch of listener hate.
Feb 5, 2020
Feb 5, 2020
33 min
We start off with some logistics, then we talk Sportsball! THEN it’s on to Joe’s hate. This week Joe hates smudged glasses, underpowered water fountains, the malice of his daughter, and bad exposition. The discussion of exposition leads to a discussion of Netflix’s “The Witcher.” Then Joe rates a ton of listener hate and tells the touching story of the time his son caused the evacuation of an elementary school.
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Jan 29, 2020
Jan 29, 2020
32 min
This week we open with Jake's hatred for Verizon and dealing with their customer service after they screw up his move date. Then Joe hates cutesy naming conventions, web browser tool bars, and more. No episode is complete until Joe sounds condescending and Joe does that here as only he can. Finally, we rate a bunch of listener hate.
Jan 21, 2020
Jan 21, 2020
32 min
This week it’s one of our favorite topics, Driving. Joe hates having to chauffeur Lisa everywhere. Lisa hates having to be driven around but she doesn’t mention it. Joe also hates having to chauffeur the dog as well. The dog also hates this, but like Lisa, makes no comment to that effect here, though she is quoted by Joe. There’s more too, plus a big pile of listener hate. A quick question, dear listener, do you read these descriptions? Let me know on twitter.
Jan 14, 2020
Jan 14, 2020
38 min
This week, Joe hates some movies he has never seen, some with good reason (Cats), some with not so good reason (Star Wars Episodes VIII and IX) as well as a movie he did see (Star Wars Episode VII). Joe "critiques" Jimmy Fallon too. Then there's a ton of listener hate.
Don't forget about our YouTube Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK3wYmx-gG5_-RzAvBCZzfw
Jan 7, 2020
Jan 7, 2020
37 min
We open this week with a big announcement, our new YouTube Channel. Then we get into the hate. Joe hates chargers, incorrect button clicks, ferns, and more. Plus we rate a ton of listener hate this week.